Dad writes horrible Resume for his ‘typical 16-year-old daughter’ ahead of Graduating

A dad has written a horrible CV for his ‘typical 16-year-old daughter’ ahead of Thursday’s GCSE results day.

Dad writes horrible Resume for his ‘typical 16-year-old daughter’ ahead of Graduating

Dad writes horrible Resume for his ‘typical 16-year-old daughter’ ahead of Graduating
Dad writes horrible Resume for his ‘typical 16-year-old daughter’ ahead of Graduating
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While CVs are meant to portray the person in the best possible light, Lauren Moore's dad has only listed bad qualities, with an overall conclusion that his 16-year-old daughter 'doesn't give a fuck'. Lauren, from Redcar, Middlesbrough, shared the brutal CV on her Twitter with the caption: 'Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me.'

For her role as an office assistant for what appears to be her father's company, he lists: 'Getting on my father's tits', 'not listening', 'browsing Facebook', 'losing all documentation' and 'giving out all clients information to fraudsters'. And he doesn't stop there. Referring to her voluntary gardening work, he wrote: 'Digging holes looking for gold', 'chopping colleague's toes off with the spade', 'fucking everything up', 'being messy' and 'couldn't give a shit'. He lists her skills and personal qualities as 'lazy, late, reluctant, ignorant, rude, hate people, don't do mornings, typical 16 year old' and again 'couldn't give a fuck'. For her interests, he simply says: 'Fuck all'.


Lauren’s dad listed all her bad qualities in the CV (Picture: Lauren_Guest123/Twitter)
He called her ‘lazy, late and rude’ (Picture: Lauren_Guest123/Twitter)

And the only reference at the end of the CV names Probation Officer Ben Dover – adding a message not to contact him because 'he doesn't give a fuck either'. Amused friends commented: 'This is so funny giving out all clients' information to fraudsters LMAOOOOO.'

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